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It was almost the end of the first period, and Dib-stink still had yet to show up for school. When the cursed bell finally rang, Zim decided to ask the teacher what was wrong with the Dib-smeet.
Mr. Fischer, the history teacher at the disgusting high school, told Zim that Professor Membrane had called the school nurse proclaiming to her that his son couldn't go to school for the next week, for his spine had been sprained.
Zim let out a heavy sigh. 'Now I have to wait a whole week for the inferior race. But wait, that means I have more time to destroy this pitiful ball of spinning dirts!' Zim started to chuckle evilly at the thought and headed to the next class.
He sat alone at lunch, except Zim wasn't used to the feeling that someone wasn't staring at him, but soon shook off the feeling. Instead, he concentrated on a way to destroy the hideous place that was nowhere near worthy of being in the presence of the superior alien.
'I could put a serum into the ocean. Yes! Then, when that horrible rain starts to fall the plants will obtain the serum. The filthy pig- and cow- beasts will eat the plants that contain the serum. And when the stinking humans make these beasts into beef and pork, they will package the infected meat and then ship the meat worldwide. When every filthy human open the meat and is ready to eat it, THE MEAT WILL THEN TURN INTO A HORRIBLE MONSTER AND EAT THEM ALL! BWA HA HA HA HA! Wait...That's stupid! That'll never work! I wonder how the hell that ever managed to pop into my head.'
"Hmm. . .Let's see. The weaknesses of these filthy humans are...well, unlike my superior race, Irken, the stupid worm babies need to breathe. But more importantly, if I could contaminate this oxygen, the humans wouldn't survive any longer. It's genius!"
-After School- -Zim's Lab-
Zim was researching all kinds of different information on deadly gases.
*Zim* Computer!
*Computer* (groan) What?
*Zim* Research: Toxic gases. I need something that'll take out this planet.
"Hmm. I wonder which poisonous gas will be the best to torture and, then, later, kill the inhabitants of this pitiful planet."
"Computer research: (gas 1) *BLAH BLAH BLAH*"
"Research: (gas 2) *BLAH BLAH BLAH*"
"Research: (gas 3) *BLAH BLAH BLAH*""
"Hmm...Computer, research gas (you chose) again. Yes perfect. Order three shipments of this gas from planet Callnowia.
*Computer* Shipment should take one week for proper shipment of all three packages.
*Zim* Hmm. That's a lot longer than usual.
*Computer* Well, would you like it if the shipments broke and immediately killed you.
*Zim* Stupid Computer. Irkens don't need oxygen nor this air substance!
*Computer* You're right! It only moistens your skin!
*Zim* (growl) I don't need an artificial intelligence, if it's going to be a smartass.
*Computer* Whatever.
Mr. Fischer, the history teacher at the disgusting high school, told Zim that Professor Membrane had called the school nurse proclaiming to her that his son couldn't go to school for the next week, for his spine had been sprained.
Zim let out a heavy sigh. 'Now I have to wait a whole week for the inferior race. But wait, that means I have more time to destroy this pitiful ball of spinning dirts!' Zim started to chuckle evilly at the thought and headed to the next class.
He sat alone at lunch, except Zim wasn't used to the feeling that someone wasn't staring at him, but soon shook off the feeling. Instead, he concentrated on a way to destroy the hideous place that was nowhere near worthy of being in the presence of the superior alien.
'I could put a serum into the ocean. Yes! Then, when that horrible rain starts to fall the plants will obtain the serum. The filthy pig- and cow- beasts will eat the plants that contain the serum. And when the stinking humans make these beasts into beef and pork, they will package the infected meat and then ship the meat worldwide. When every filthy human open the meat and is ready to eat it, THE MEAT WILL THEN TURN INTO A HORRIBLE MONSTER AND EAT THEM ALL! BWA HA HA HA HA! Wait...That's stupid! That'll never work! I wonder how the hell that ever managed to pop into my head.'
"Hmm. . .Let's see. The weaknesses of these filthy humans are...well, unlike my superior race, Irken, the stupid worm babies need to breathe. But more importantly, if I could contaminate this oxygen, the humans wouldn't survive any longer. It's genius!"
-After School- -Zim's Lab-
Zim was researching all kinds of different information on deadly gases.
*Zim* Computer!
*Computer* (groan) What?
*Zim* Research: Toxic gases. I need something that'll take out this planet.
"Hmm. I wonder which poisonous gas will be the best to torture and, then, later, kill the inhabitants of this pitiful planet."
"Computer research: (gas 1) *BLAH BLAH BLAH*"
"Research: (gas 2) *BLAH BLAH BLAH*"
"Research: (gas 3) *BLAH BLAH BLAH*""
"Hmm...Computer, research gas (you chose) again. Yes perfect. Order three shipments of this gas from planet Callnowia.
*Computer* Shipment should take one week for proper shipment of all three packages.
*Zim* Hmm. That's a lot longer than usual.
*Computer* Well, would you like it if the shipments broke and immediately killed you.
*Zim* Stupid Computer. Irkens don't need oxygen nor this air substance!
*Computer* You're right! It only moistens your skin!
*Zim* (growl) I don't need an artificial intelligence, if it's going to be a smartass.
*Computer* Whatever.
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Whoo! I apologize for any spelling or grammar mistakes and/or the over use of a few words. I have a below average in verbal skills in the HPT (High school Placement Test) and I have a below average in spelling on Standardized Testing. So you'll just have to excuse that. Let me know if you find anything, and I’ll be sure to change it.
I want to thank my friend who helps me when I need advice with this story. Thank You.
The reason I put Gas_ is because the reason, I had to deactivate ZimnDib589 is because I put 'kill the president' which put up a red flag to the Secret Service, so blah blah blah. I didn't want to get specific in fear of putting up another red flag, and I wasn't creative enough to come up with some names, this time you guys get to do a little work
Enjoy
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Jhonnen.
Chapter 1
Chapter 3
I want to thank my friend who helps me when I need advice with this story. Thank You.
The reason I put Gas_ is because the reason, I had to deactivate ZimnDib589 is because I put 'kill the president' which put up a red flag to the Secret Service, so blah blah blah. I didn't want to get specific in fear of putting up another red flag, and I wasn't creative enough to come up with some names, this time you guys get to do a little work
Enjoy
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Jhonnen.
Chapter 1
Chapter 3
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